A Shared hosting plan from Monkey Wrench for ~2 USD a month.
A rather fast and affordable litespeed powered web hosting. Ideal for small and low-traffic websites.
They will give you a jail shell access (better than nothing…) without complaining, so you can advantage of SFTP.
Disk space and monthly bandwith are ok. Administration area is protected over plain http, https would have been awesome.
The damn CPanel is there too… just live with it.